• AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world
      23·
      9 months ago

      I’m a freelance beer sandwich artist, my partner is a paranormal ghost pepper streamer, and our budget is $2.4 million.

      • seang96@spgrn.com
        5·
        9 months ago

        I’m a stay at home furniture driver, my partner is an investigative glitter wrangler, and our budget is $6.6 million.

        I need to contemplate career paths if furniture drivers can work from home.

      • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)@pawb.social
        3·
        9 months ago

        Depending on what “paranormal ghost pepper streamer” entails, that could be really fucking entertaining. I’m imagining a guy who grows ghost peppers with a crazy mix of ghost hunting equipment, tin foil, healing crystals, long strands of Christmas lights (to ask aliens for assistance in watering, fertilizing and controlling pests), and a priest (for when a plant becomes demonically possessed).

    • Vilian@lemmy.ca
      21·
      9 months ago

      I’m a celebrated dog fighter, my partner is a certified pumpkin trimmer, and our budget is $4.7 million.

      LMAO

      • davidgro@lemmy.world
        8·
        9 months ago

        I’m a stay at home wine driver, my partner is an inorganic haunted house philanthropist, and our budget is $4.1 million.

    • vortexsurfer@lemmy.world
      13·
      9 months ago

      I’m an unlicensed air guitar keeper, my partner is a certified butterfly instructor, and our budget is $2.1 million.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
        71·
        9 months ago

        You should totally get your license bruh. It’s not that hard and there are some public venues you can’t even play at without one.

        • Bytemeister@lemmy.worldΕλληνικά
          4·
          9 months ago

          I’m just getting in to Air guitar keeping, but I’ve always been confused about the difference between a Sport Air Guitar License and a Private Air Guitar License. Should I go for the SAGL/PAGL Instrumentation endorsement as well?

    • Jesusaurus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      9 months ago

      I’m an unlicensed watercolor repairman, my partner is a freelance glitter fighter, and our budget is $1.3 million