While the asteroid is traveling too far to pose any risk to the Earth, a possible impact event with it could become a worldwide catastrophe.
American really will use any measurement except metric
I’d switch, but I’ve been on the Capy system my whole life, and it’s just much more intuitive for me. Everyone knows how long a Capybara is. How fucking long a meter is? Beats the fuck out of me, maybe a half cap?
It really was a disservice to my generation and after (late 30s) that they gave up on it.
And we’ll misapply it as well. The asteroid isn’t the size of 1000 capybaras, it’s as wide as 1000 capybaras lined up. Assuming it’s roughly spherical, it’s actually closer to the size of 524,000,000 capybaras.
Asteroids can be wildly non-spherical though, in shapes way different than capybara non-sphericalities, so it’s not only misapplied but likely also nonsensical… unless, it’s a giant capybara shaped asteroid.
True, but we’re only given the one measurement and can only assume it to be true and accurate. Even if it is non-spherical, so long as the “diameter” given is a true average we can treat it as spherical for this purpose. And, the 1000 capybaras “measurement” is still of by many orders of magnitude.
We talking length or width?
Volume.
Is 1,000 capybaras equal to 10,000 guinea pigs or is it 99,729.372456 guinea pigs? I’m bad at conversions.
It depends on your motivation to pack them in the allotted space.
If it were an American measurement it would be made in Hamberders
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Look I think the joke is as funny as anyone else but the “unit” is an animal most of the Americans its meant to lampoon most likely wouldn’t have even heard of.
We’ve all seen the memes, thank you very much.
You may deny it, but capybara measurement is peak measurement.
Use measurement units damnit
This is a measurement unit. A bit unconventional, but it’s not any worse than using three grains of barley, dry and round, placed end to end lengthwise, or the length of King Henry I’s foot.
not any worse
I know this is america but could we maybe, just this once, try to measure things better?
My friends and I use golden retrievers as a unit of measurement, would that have been better?
This one actually gave me a nice laugh. They are clearly taking a piss at unconventional units of measurement.
The first asteroid, named 349507 (2008 QY), is a colossal mass that is equivalent in size to a bridge.
1 bridge = 1000 capybaras, you heard it here first
This might help:
https://www.theregister.com/Design/page/reg-standards-converter.html
I just had a huge breakfast. Easily one third of a capybara
Yup. first time I have seen capybaras used as a unit of measurement.
My ex had titties the size of capybaras but it was mostly because she had the physique of a manatee.
she was truly the sea cow of the land
Who the fuck measures anything in capybaras? I hope the goddamn shit hits us at this point. We’re living in Idiocracy.
That’s the point, they’re making fun of all the news sources that can’t be arsed to give actual measures.
“The forest fire is as big as one million football fields!” means fuck all, but saying “Equivalent to a square 75km by 75km.” that’s a measure that actually means something.
What’s really going to fuck with you is that the fire is mostly confined to the boundaries, so a fire would be better measured by units of length. It’s not like you have 75 square kilometers simultaneously on fire, you’ve got 75 square kilometers burned, as in past tense, and some amount of the outline of that is currently on fire.
How do you measure the perimeter on fire though? Do you go tree to tree, leaf to leaf, or trace the perimeter of each separate leaf?
I remember the one that was half a girrafe tall. Which is apparently 2.14m which can also ve discribed as 1 Shaq
Well you’re no fun at all
Me, a normal human being: ah yes, one thousand capybaras large, I know exactly its size now.
Y’all are weird not knowing this measurement system. Makes as much sense as miles and inches.
That’s almost 3 football fields!
Anyone downvoting this is boring and doesn’t understand the fun of capybara math 🤣
How big is it in beans pray tell
Would that be Heinz finest, and are we including the juice?
Just the beans
Would you rather see 1 astroid size capybara or 1000 capybara sized astroids?
That’s easy, the capybara sized asteroids. The only ones who have to care are in space.
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One capybara weighs on average 108lbs or about 16.5 AR-15s fully loaded.
So the asteroid weighs roughly as much as 422,559 AR-15s with a loaded 20 rd magazine. (Warning my math is bad as I’m American.)
It looks like they are using the length of a capybara, which is just over a meter not the weight. So it’s 1,446 ar15s in diameter.
But how many Olympic swimming pools is that? Or is that a unit of volume… sorry, I think I’m looking for the number of football fields, yes how many of those is it in diameter?
It’s 3 football fields plus 2 baseball fields plus 7 soccer fields plus 4 cricket fields plus 200 tennis courts.
And that equals how many freedom units exactly?
Remember to get out and vote!
he has my vote
I don’t think they know how volume calculations work. When I read 1000 Capybaras, I though “huh, that’s not actually that big”, until they say it’s actually the diameter or that much capybaras.
EDIT: I did some pocket calculations and it seems like 1000 capybaras can fit into an around 13 capybara diameter sphere.
Right? There’s no way 1000 capybaras can fill it if they’re just reaching across the middle.
Wake up, new type of measurement system just dropped. Will America finally replace imperial?
Once again, the US is behind the times. The UK switched to Lobsters recently… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NJloYFS4pY
But how many bananas is that?
Using an average capybara measurement of 4 feet in length, that would be 6.8 bananas, so 1000 capybaras would be roughly 6800 bananas.
Assuming a banana of an average length of 7 inches.
The Jerusalem Post keeps posting articles comparing asteroids to random things and I love it.
“massive asteroid the size of a small island”
Okay. That literally told me nothing about the size of the asteroid, but that’s pretty funny and I bet it gets people to click the link.
I also like how OP’s article also appears to take a dig at fear mongering around asteroids by talking about how the asteroid isn’t coming near earth, it really isn’t a problem, if it hit earth it’d cause untold devastation but you really dont need to be afraid because it’s not gonna hit us ever.
“2.3 times the size of a dinosaur“
I assume they mean the hummingbird subtype
We really need a bot to translate these oddball units of mass into Volkswagen Beetles like the good Lord intended. Embrace standards, ffs.
