The moral of the story is that boobs can stop wars
Or start them. Source: Iliad.
Also the Sabine War and The War of the Sicilian Vespers. Maybe the Harem Conspiracy too although that was mostly women fighting each other.
The harem conspiracy of women mostly fighting each other? Sounds like how Hugh Hefner REALLY died…
I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.
The rack that launched a thousand thirst traps
I doubt it. As long as there are not boobs for everyone, someone, most probable male, will start a fight. I hope and wish this is a prejudice, but am still searching for evidence that it is one.
Wrong, boobs have literally started wars.
One thing doesn’t exclude the other
Ok, name a time boobs ended a war.
Trojan war, literally started due to a woman wanting to marry a prince and then not wanting him. Also…
- This was meant to be a joke and taking it seriously is making it weird
- Citing as a source The Iliad is like citing as a source fucking Harry Potter, so as far as I know we’re still 0 - 0
Ok then, I ask again, can you provide an example of how it has ended wars?
But denji is fighting for boobs right? So i guess they start wars. 🗿
This doesn’t add up…
She’s taking the picture in landscape mode but the post clearly shows it as portrait!
Maybe she cropped it?
also, why do 2 soldiers have greeen camo in the desert?
We currently have soldiers being sent into the field by what we thought was a major super power. Those soldiers have GoFundMe to buy body armor, and bullets. War is expensive buddy.
IIRC American soldiers got body armor from their families during the second war with Iraq. Even major super powers see their soldiers as a number.
A wizard did it.
This is fucking hilarious
Weird, I just typed this word for word on another meme in this instance.
Where are these 11/10 meme bangers coming from!?
The “Be the change that you want to see in the world” blue poster makes it extra funny.
…I never noticed that there was an emoji for yerba mate. It’s now my favourite thing ever. 🧉
What does the green poster say?
Don’t cry because it ended, smile because it “hanepped”. (The word is clearly supposed to be sucedió/happened, but the letters got switched).
Speaking of the headline, politicians when encouraged to attempt peace through negotiation rather than insisting on decisive victory being the only way
can’t tell if this is some genuine post, or pro-russia shilling for peace negotiationing between Ukraine and Russia
As the red starred soldiers give up to the blue banded I’ve got an opinion on that topic.
pro-russia shilling for peace
not sure why you are facepalming, I live in a neighboring country to Ukraine and a lot of people here according to polls think that Ukraine should just give up Crimea and accept peace.
From the rest of the world’s point of view, Ukraine had already accepted it’s loss in 2014.
It was only when Russia went “well we’ll have the rest of the country as well then!” that all the other countries decided to help out. Because Europe’s been here before. Nobody stops after just one country. It’s like Jaffa Cakes. You just keep going until there’s none left.
what does that have to do with anything?
It means that giving up Crimea doesn’t end in peace, it’s just pushing the problem to the next time Russia decides to invade again.
“Guys, give up and get yourselves colonized, we’re mildly inconvenienced!”
Peace in our time!
not sure why you are facepalming, I live in a neighboring country to Ukraine and a lot of people here according to polls think that Ukraine should just give up Crimea and accept peace.
That’s the frying pan saying “at least I’m not as bad as the fire!”
that makes no sense what you just wrote
I genuinely want peace through negotiation and equally genuinely believe that the war is the result of the imperialist ambitions and heinous actions of the despicable war criminal Putin. Clear enough for you?
yeah but as it stands the “peace treaty” involves Ukraine giving up the occupied territories. SO you can’t really be pro Ukraine and pro peace treaty at the same time.
Of course I can. This isn’t some dumbed down video game on rails where you get one treaty from however many years ago and that’s it.
There’s happened a shitload since then, most of it to detriment of the ones that demanded territorial concessions at the start of the war.
If anything, you can’t be pro the regular people of Ukraine who are needlessly being shelled if you’re not pro negotiation of a better peace treaty.
If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Ukraine ends. And Russia is more likely to try again in another neighbor. Like they have multiple times already.
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Letting Russia consolidate its territorial gains, build bases and continue the war in a few years is a terrible idea. They are more than welcome to turn their tanks around and leave Ukraine.
Русскии военыи корабл, иди на хуй.
Ooh, big tough guy brave enough to be against peace and diplomacy in badly translated Ukrainian!
Just for the record, I am not, nor have I ever been a “Russian warship” nor have I ever been on the side of the war criminal Putin.
“You’re either with us and declare our warlike methods perfect or you’re with the enemy” was bullshit when Dubya said a simplified version of it in the early 2000s and it’s not any more true now.
The original sentence was in Russian, not Ukrainian.
How attacked you felt by that quote says a lot.
The only ones who get to decide Ukraine’s future are the Ukrainians. We rich removed here in the West with our comfortable lives should shut the fuck up.
The original sentence was in Russian, not Ukrainian.
The translator detected it as Ukrainian, not my fault I don’t speak either language, contrary to your childish insinuations 🤷
How attacked you felt by that quote says a lot.
I agree that it said a lot that I just calmy corrected you while lightly mocking your tough guy act rather than let your nonsense bother me.
The only ones who get to decide Ukraine’s future are the Ukrainians. We rich removed here in the West with our comfortable lives should shut the fuck up.
You know that’s exactly what pro-Russian Ukrainians who are ACTUALLY cheering for Putin’s war say, right?
Neither you, nor the victims of war nor the perpetrators of war get to decide what I think about war. That’s not how ideology works.
I’m not gonna do a quote war on a nice Saturday afternoon. I’ll just say this: fuck putin and fuck his dumb fucking war. If you disagree with that I hope you’ll come to your senses on your own, since I can’t force you
fuck putin and fuck his dumb fucking war.
Of course. That’s what I’ve been saying all along.
🎶Imagine there’s no heaven🎶
Very pbf, I love it
How do I find this artist, I need more of these!
Bottom right?
I love the posters. Is one of them even misspelled?
I think the green one is misspelled. It reads:
“No llores porque termino, sonrie porque sudecio”
That almost makes sense. It should be “sucedio”.
It translates to “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”
Also “porque” has a tilde where it should not. In the context of the poster it means “because”, not to be confused with “why” that is spelled “por qué”.
Yes that’s the one I meant. But bonus points to the fellow member here; I didn’t even see the porque bit.
D’aww wouldn’t it be nice
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