There was once a man abducted by aliens, and this was witnessed by his father. They put needles from some piece of alien technology into his body, and a female alien came and put her long green finger into his mouth. It was quite frankly unsanitary for both of them, imagine if either the alien or human had some bacteria that could hurt the other? Yuck! I really hope she used some alien hand sanitizer.

Some people fantasize about having sex with aliens or having aliens or coworkers from another planet. The reality is that we have no idea what aliens are like and might be colonized by them. Or what if the aliens look down upon us for not having horns or something? This could happen if alien standards of beauty do not favor humans. Besides this they could even get you pregnant with an alien. They could even get a man pregnant if they use technology to put an alien fetus or egg into a butt.

There may be knowledge about spirituality that aliens can give us, but we would be risking harm by them if they abduct us as we are helpless against whatever they want. If you get abducted by aliens please ask them to give alien weapons to communist revolutionaries in America, Philippines, and other places in the world so that our people can fight a protracted war and liberate the proletariat with alien technology. Also please tell the aliens that Earth is going through a humanitarian crisis and there are refugees that can be relocated to Alien planets in order to be safe from the things they are fleeing. There are other issues such as starvation so they should send alien food to us so everyone can survive. This also raises the question if alien nation-states can get involved in the United Nations and if they would be able to sway Earth into a more advanced state of being than the primitive oligarchies that currently hold power.

  • Anarcho-Bolshevik
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    42 years ago

    Serious question: did you suffer something traumatic a few years ago, or have an especially difficult life growing up?

    This sounds similar to Juan Posadas’s writings, and I remember reading that somebody (maybe a CIA officer) traumatized him and he started acting differently as an unintentional result.

    • Charming OwlOPM
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      32 years ago

      I did suffer from traumatic events and difficult upbringing. I would prefer not to get into specifics but it was very damaging to my worldview and emotional stability.