Who knew Islamic zealots would be into sausage parties?

Edit: adjectives

Looking at beautiful nature with women = Super gay, effeminate, and worldly

Looking at beautiful nature and getting inspired with your bros = As God intended

Congratulations, you’ve been Talibanned

Basically for them, women should only stay at home and their job is only to procreate, sigh

I read this as “TaliBAN women from national park in Afghanistan”

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Thousands of people visit Band-e-Amir national park each year, taking in its stunning landscape of sapphire-blue lakes and towering cliffs in the country’s central Bamiyan province.

The ban was announced after the acting minister of vice and virtue complained that women visiting the park had not been adhering to the proper way of wearing the hijab.

Human Rights Watch (HRW) described the ban as the latest in a growing list of restrictions imposed on Afghan women.

Since the Taliban returned to power in 2021, authorities have closed most girls’ secondary schools, barred women from university and stopped many female Afghan aid staff from working.

“Can someone please explain why this restriction on women visiting Band-e-Amir is necessary to comply with sharia and Afghan culture?” Richard Bennett wrote on social media.

The Taliban have long held thatthey respects women’s rights in accordance with the group’s interpretation of Islamic law and Afghan customs.

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Assholes do asshole things- WOW! Who would have thought?

They don’t want them finding the secret base. No girls allowed in the tree house, cooties are gross.

A decision you would expect from the Taliban.