I work in remote areas, sometimes for days on end. Yes. I have pooped outside.

Once or twice in the 90’s. I was walking home from eating general Pao’s Chicken. I felt the urge to shit so I turned into an alley dropped my drawers and began to spray fire. I lit up a Newport as you do.

Interestingly my math teach was walking down the alley and caught me with my pants down and a cigarette in my mouth.

That was weird. She pretended not to recognize me.

Oh yeah. I was on an overnighter in this really remote national forest here in New Mexico. It’s just you and your pack. No trails even. Just real ranging, it was wonderful.

I was camping in the Pennsylvania woods and had to go so I dug a shallow hole and did my business.

Many times, in what context? Most were camping related

When I tried coffee for the first time I was in the middle of a park. Here’s the thing about coffee: it makes you wanna shit. So I had to drop a deuce next to a wooden bridge.

never. im a sheltered urban pig

Camping. There is nothing but outside.

Yeah camping and hunting

One time after a heavy night of eating and drinking i woke up to my friend taking wayyyy too long in the bathroom, he’s the type to smoke a whole cig on the toilet, i was forced to shit in a paper grocery bag in his back yard. Threw it in the alley dumpster and no one was the wiser!

I actually haven’t. I think the true reason is, there usually isn’t enough toilet paper lying around.

Nope, I do have a record of not pooping for around 27 hours though.