oh to be a rotund porker having a lovely wash

Spoiled rotten

I like how they squish the nose without touching the sensitive front part. Apparently that nose needed a good squishing. Also gentle enough so no soap gets in the eyes.

And I have to now wait the entire night before I can show this to my son?? That’s not fair?! He is never going to stop watching this lmaoo

He thinks he’s better than me and he’s right