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Brits should stay on their miserable little island tho
28 Years Later is aspirational

SE Asia is plagued with pedo sex-tourists from Britain.
ugh they’re always so reddish pink and sun-wrinkled too
“You know the real reason the sun never sets on the British Empire? Because even God doesn’t trust the English in the dark.”
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they did the thing
Brits arriving in China:

Easier for the British

Making things easier for the British just feels wrong.
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Imagine flying all the way to an urban hellhole dystopian surveillance state.
Brits should book one way only.
So is it easier for UK citizens to travel to China than it is for them to go to France or the Netherlands or Denmark now?
Extremely funny timeline






