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Tervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

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Tervell [he/him]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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https://x.com/jrhennessy/status/2011578459961827719

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  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    This is a commentslop

    • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      You’re getting paid?

      • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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        Well yeah, it’s part of my useful idiot contract.

        • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          How do I get in on this? I’ve been trying to get into usefulmaxxing for a while.

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Slopslop

  • towhee [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I like it. I guess we are coalescing around slop meaning anything with zero Value-Above-Replacement that simply takes your time, and even your memory of that time, without anything to show for it.

    • MarxMadness [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      anything with zero Value-Above-Replacement

      “Jose Iglesias? He plays slopstop.”

    • All Ice In Chains@lemmy.ml
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      I like Chipotle

      Millennials are wasting our money eating slop bowls instead of creating labormeat!

      Those are the rules now? Okay, everything AI produces is now AI slop

      No! Not like that!

  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber

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      graeber

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    stop-posting-amogus

  • TraschcanOfIdeology [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m glad the only slop i know about are my podcasts and the delicious rice and beans i have almost every day.

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  • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You’re such a shill, bro. You’re only trying to sell those electronics because Best Buy is paying you to be a “sales associate”!

  • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Tweetslop

  • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The year is 202slop, I eat a slopbowl during my breakslop from my jobslop. I take out my phoneslop and look at tweetslop on the interslop, after I get tired of the aislop and racismslop, I open tikslop to look at rageslop. My breakslop ends and I return to my desk for emailslop, but not before I get another cup of coffeeslop. At 5 o’slop, I go into my carslop and listen to slopcasts on the slopway. I return to my aslopment and wait for my spouseslop to get home from their jobslop and feed my dog dogslop. Finally, we have dinnerslop and watch netslop before we go to bedslop. Life is slop.

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      Welcomeslop to Costcoslop we loveslop youslop

      • gay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        I’m simply slopping a wonderful slopmas slop

    • LeZero [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Smurf ass world we’re living in

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    If I was a doctor, or an INDIE video game developer, I’d be doing a job I consider either important or a job I actually want, most everything else is just cause I want money, yes

    And I am neither a doctor nor a video game developer (of the indie ilk or otherwise)

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      I got a job doing what I wanted (it seemed important, aligned with my values, and was intellectually stimulating) and it just turned into another job I didn’t want to show up for. Organizing is also a job, but at least I want to do it.

      Huge difference between being coerced and not.

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        Yeah, I got into a job that I thought I always wanted. That was naive of me because once I was forced to do the thing it was no longer appealing. Hobbies do not make good jobs because a job will ruin your love of the thing in my experience.

      • SwagliacciTheBadClown [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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        Got this on a mug as a reminder lol

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    I mean yeah thats the point

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    I just stop showing up, who cares anymore

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    jpgslop detected

  • ExistentialNightmare
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    we are approaching the peakslop, we will reminisceslop back on this timeslop and tell ourselves we didn’t know how luckslop we really were

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