My wife was scooping ice cream and said “We’d better hurry up its getting soft!” I couldn’t resist.

  • KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish
    52·
    1 year ago

    “I often sit at home and rub my carpet.”

    I swear to the flying spaghetti monster, the Lowes flooring associate said this to me when I was booking installation services.