Getting your caffeine from anything other than the cheapest pills you can find is actually bourgeois decadence.
I like that c4 workout powder i mean where else would i get the toothed clubmoss in my diet that i need
Yesterdays hot coffee is today’s iced coffee
I wake up at 2am after my 2 hour manly power sleep and dunk my face in artisinal ice water and then shove a banana up my ass. Dont need no coffee im too sigma for that
You can dip the banana in it you wasteful willy
Pfft. Coffee. Hell no. That shit’s unhealthy as fuck. I’ll stick to crystal methamphetamine, thanks.
The coffee is to left out as a tribute for the spirit of David Lynch
What kind of monster doesn’t drink it all in 10 minutes when hot
I can’t drink hot drinks i gotta put ice in it
So THIS kind of monster (jk)
Sometimes i forget i made a whole pot
House smells like coffee.
Acute_Engles:
I put ice, almond syrup and almond milk, turn it into the gay little iced coffee i crave.
it’s called cold brew actually
If there’s at least a cup left, I’ll heat it up and drink it while I make fresh.
I buy cheap instant coffee with choccy flavour. Its aight
I make five cups on my coffee maker and that fills my mug exactly twice, and it’s perfect.
Yeah but if you left one mug’s worth sitting out overnight and you want some coffee do you drink the day old coffee or are you bourgeois and throw it away
Oh don’t get me wrong, I drink the coffee. I feel bad throwing away something the zapatistas worked to make.
i always double dip the teapot as both the morning tea and the afternoon tea. people say it’s unhealthy but no one can stop me.
I have a 12 cup Bialetti just so I only have to make coffee every other day
No way dude, I make a full French press and drink it all by 11. But I wouldn’t dare drink it cold unless it was brewed cold or iced on the spot
To quote No Country for Old Men:
"Bell smiled. He looked around. How fresh is that coffee?
I think it’s all right. I generally make a fresh pot here ever week even if there is some left over.
