2lbs of kitkat! On sale at menards for $11.29 (snack size lol)

only available in the usa

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    That reminds me of a Bill Hicks’ joke which over the decades is mutating to be more social commentary than humor. The set-up was that he’s in Tennessee and things are different there. He’s driving around and he ends up at a truck stop or something. He wants coffee. The counter guy has a question.

    “What size coffee you want? The pussy size or the large?”

    “I dunno. The large - I guess?”

    “You’re gonna wanna pull your car 'round back. I’m gonna start that pump.” yik-yik-yik-yik-yik

    “Do I want to be awake that long in Tennessee? I don’t think I do. Gimme the pussy size.”

    The pump sound was great. Hicks was really fantastic at vocal sound effects.

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      9 days ago

      I remember recovering from the unpleasantness of New York City and scoring nearly a liter of coffee at a random Speedway in the boonies for dirt cheap