I wish I could link you the quintessential video but every single one is just a woman hammering a nail in with the flat side of a screwdriver to hang up a picture. I take no offense to this, I jury rig all my shit. But you have to have seen a few of those, I think, to get the idea.

But why are you partners. Any combination of values that arrives you at “I’m doing a man task because my man takes too long to do them” sucks. Not to go all reddit and suggest to break off every human contact at the slightest inconvenience but why the fuck are you together