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    3 days ago

    First day initiation for recruits: “Remember… Boss hates nicknames. Don’t call him BongBong, DongBongs, Bongos, Big Swinging Bong, Bongly, Mr. Pong Bong, Mr. Pong Dong, Dongoroo, Bongoroo, Bongoree, Bring in the Bong, Bongee, Bonger, Bwaga, The Mad Bonger, Danny Big Bong, Danny Small Bong, Danny Bongs, Bong, Bongoloo, Gone Bong… Actually, best to just keep your fuckin’ trap shut. Got it?”