Better as a capitalist meme:

Capitalist: are you a capitalist? Worker: Yes, and proud of it! Capitalist: good, pisses on the floor… Clean up my piss Worker: ewww no C: I’ll pay you a dollar W: no, I’m leaving C: points to guard at the door holding an AR you just gotta pay him and he’ll let you leave W: how much? C: A dollar W: What else can I do? C: nothing W: This is oppression C: No it isn’t, you have the “freedom” not to clean up my piss and instead just die of starvation in this room W: technically you’re correct so I have no argument against you, this is the best system ever developed by humans

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Okay I gotta workshop it a bit I think it could be paired down.