Egon [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years ago:blinking-guy-gif:NSFWhexbear.netimagemessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1138arrow-down1image:blinking-guy-gif:NSFWhexbear.netEgon [they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-22 years agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·2 years agoI’m just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn’t cum. If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I’m cumming one way or another. I’m going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary. Edit: I just looked up this Aella person Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist I think I get it now. They didn’t cum because they were prepubescent
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoClipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck
minus-squareEgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·2 years agoThey apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·2 years ago They apparently only got three minutes each Listen, I don’t want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
minus-squareAnne_Teefa@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoSometimes it’s a minute, sometimes it’s an hour, maybe 2.
minus-squareEndMilkInCrisps [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 years agoPerformance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can’t orgasm. Especially in a crowd.
minus-squarePhilosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 years agoThey got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoOh Christ, yeah. That’s not great.
minus-squareTheDialectic [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 years agoTech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues
minus-squareFumpyAer [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 years agoI can’t come sometimes, it’s a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people.
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I’m just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn’t cum.
If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I’m cumming one way or another. I’m going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.
Edit: I just looked up this Aella person
I think I get it now. They didn’t cum because they were prepubescent
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Clipboard guy who looks suspiciously like Agent 47 staring daggers at me while I try to fuck
They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela
Listen, I don’t want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.
Sometimes it’s a minute, sometimes it’s an hour, maybe 2.
Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can’t orgasm. Especially in a crowd.
They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.
Oh Christ, yeah. That’s not great.
Tech bros. Adderall can cause performance issues
I can’t come sometimes, it’s a common problem, especially in front of like, 50 people.