• DamarcusArt
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    4 months ago

    I’ve never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should’ve auditioned for clipboard guy.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      I’m just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn’t cum.

      If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I’m cumming one way or another. I’m going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

      Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

      Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

      I think I get it now. They didn’t cum because they were prepubescent