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    4 months ago

    If I were a billionaire, perhaps I’d hire a team of people to follow me around and cite things like this any time I do or say anything. It could be like the modern version of a slave whispering in Caesar’s ear that he’s mortal.

    Like my personal chef brings my breakfast out and right behind him is a guy with an iPad who starts reading a recent write up on how modern livestock raising techniques are sure to doom the entire world to disease. Or whatever. Not like in an accusatory way, just as a neutral reminder. “Let me read this article about avian flu mutations while you chomp those eggs down”

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        4 months ago

        Yeah, I’m just joking around.

        It did feel like a slight stab to the heart like “oh no… I’m empowering that dumbass…”