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    2 years ago

    It’s great if you can’t get hold of any talc. And now you can make your own: simply boil your tap water until there’s only a mysterious powder in the pan. Be careful, though. Your homemade asbestos may be contaminated with uranium, so don’t use it on children! Save it up over winter and use it in summer for a bit of oomf in your barbecue instead.