The Mozart Group operating in Ukraine says it shares nothing in common with Russia's notorious paramilitary Wagner Group, except a tongue-in-cheek reference ...
We told the libs to read theory, apparently they thought we meant the textbook for Music Appreciation 101
Wars of the future are all going to be fought between mercenary groups named after classical composers
Isn’t this already an anime?
The argument over who is the greatest composer of all time has really escalated.
Everyone chill until The Ockeghem Group develops time dilation technology 😳