As police brutality skyrockets at an all-time high, investors are seeking opportunities to remain relevant and profitable in a politically shifting landscape.
The company N[REDACTED]aNuts[1] Food Corporation for example released a new line of products with victims of police brutality as their mascots. Despite massive backlash company sales reported to skyrocket by 500% due to consumers “voting with their wallets out of solidarity”.
Note 1: And yes, the redacted letters mean EXACTLY what you think.
Oh this is another one like the China Bad Times.
The Onion is pretty much news though.
Fun fact, the guy who mods this place used to be my friend and co-mod back on the r/chinaevil subreddit in the good old days before it got banned lol