I knew it would happen one of these days - I am in America. It is kicking my ass, I was in bed from 11pm to 5pm today. I feel like garbage.
EDIT: Thank you all for the well wishes. I am feeling a little better today after sleeping for essentially a day and a half out in two days. Still very delirious and sick, though.
I hope it ends soon (and that you won’t have to pay for hospital care).