Part of me wants Ireland to get knocked out of the Rugby World Cup.
Reason: only the bourgeoisie in Ireland play rugby. The working class mock them and their weird accents.
But Ireland have never won a World Cup in anyfuckingthng so maybe now I am a traitor? Should I swear loyalty to the Queen??
Oh shit, I forgot that they can’t both lose. Maybe someone should change the rules last second
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