Thankfully I was at home, but I’m seething lol. They were my favourite pair of pants: high waisted, comfortable yet still framed my legs correctly,

Getting dressed as a man is difficult, everything is made for just one particular body shape. I have thicc thighs lmao, most pants feel too restrictive on me and if the waist is low (like 99% of all pants today) they just sag. And thanks but I don’t want to show my ass to everyone around.

Also, while we’re talking about this, crotch length is getting shorter and shorter it seems. Did anyone else notice this?

But the thing is I’ve had these pants since 2021, so barely over a year. You buy super expensive pants and they don’t last any longer than the cheaper ones. I’m wearing Semir jeans off aliexpress right now, which is apparently a huge brand in China but at a fifth of the price of Levi’s, and they lasted me longer (though I definitely haven’t worn them as much).

Except they’re low-waisted and a bit more constrictive than my amazing Levi’s. The kicker is the Levi’s are supposed to be 511s but are clearly not, so I have no idea how they made this pair and if I can ever find another like this.

I don’t even know if I can get it repaired.