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Unfortunately, the parliamentary administration did not give me time to speak on the “State of the Union”. My speech was already (almost) finished:

Dear Ms vonderLeyen, Under your leadership, Europe has visibly become more pathetic.

The EU has never been more alienated from its principles, ideals and its citizens than it is today. She has never been further from peace, prosperity and freedom; of transparency, democracy or accountability – not to mention the goals of a normative world power & geostrategic autonomy.

The permanence of breaking the rules is your legacy, that of opacity and self-empowerment, of corruption and restriction of freedom up to censorship, economic decline and social ruin.

And you’re also a zero at budgeting: The seven-year EU budget amounts to 1,200 billion euros. You’ve used up the money halfway through. How did you manage that?

Under your leadership, the Union is approaching a state in which the accession of a bombed-out Ukraine no longer makes any difference.

Repression and depression - THIS is your work - as far as one can even say from someone who has probably never developed an autonomous thought. You always just copied everything: as a student your doctoral thesis, as a minister from McKinsey and as Commission President directly from the White House.

As we hear, Joe Biden wants you of all people to be the new NATO Secretary General. Sure, Joe Biden would also like to be able to sleep through the night again without having to go to the toilet five times, but nonetheless it would be the logical big bang at the end of your rocketing career: At the head of NATO you would soon give us explosive headlines like “Von der Leyen declares nuclear war via SMS”.

With this in mind: good luck with your application! On to the final struggle! Let it rip!