This is just yet another example of legacy media lying to us.

Excuse me, I’m going to have to ask you not to curse here.

Idea for future D&D side plot: butterflies are stealing blood at night.

What you actually need is a time machine.

Thank you.

As someone whose dog has been having health problems for the past year, I agree with this statement.

In my younger days told a Jehova’s Witness that Jesus was my favorite fictional character because he had the coolest superpowers. They went from overjoyed that I was engaging with them to Charlie Brown sad walking away in the space of a sentence.

These days I’d probably be more rude but less offensive.

As an atheist, I wish there were more Christians like you.

Try Hollow Knight and Dead Cells. Both ran perfectly on my ancient laptop.

No innovation?

Over the last few years they’ve innovated ways to do away with removable/replaceable batteries, headphone ports, and SD card slots while also making the phone entirely out of glass and sticking the front facing camera obnoxiously right in the middle of the top of my screen. If that isn’t progress, what is?

This is why I never had one. I kept saying “Maybe my next phone.” Then they were gone.

There’s no university or sports arena within 15 minutes of me but, the bus station will take me to either and I could walk to the sports arena if I really felt like it. I think the movie theater might be closer to a 20 minute walk but that’s still reasonable.

I’m increasingly convinced that our species doesn’t deserve to exist.

If you don’t know about this one already, do yourself a favor and don’t Google it.

I DMed a campaign for several first time players a while back. Early on, they were tasked with retrieving an item from a kobold den. They we expecting a video game style dungeon complete with treasure chests and clearly marked places to rest. They were expecting monsters who charged at them howling and fought to the death.

They got winding tunnels with choke points that were rigged to cave in and an organized defense focused on retreat and protecting the young. One of the players drew a map of the tunnels and even caught on to the fact that they were collapsed in an intentional order to delay them reaching the nursery chamber until it had been evacuated.

Wow… this one isn’t The Onion either.

This was over 20 years and aired on public access cable. I only watched a few episodes but I think it was all or mostly 70s porn. I was in college and had access to the internet so it was just kind of a novelty to me.

When I lived in Washington there was a public access show that aired once a week at 1 or 2 AM called Mike Hunt for President. It was literally hardcore porn and homemade commercials for Marijuana. There was one particular tag line that stuck with me for years. “Marijuana, it’s not crack.”

But what if they have to check a box AND type in their age?

Tempting but I think I’ll pass.