• ShakyPerception@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It’s either the total destruction of all the worlds forests, OR I take a huge financial hit with my unimaginably terrible investment into leaves as currency.

      As you can see, by this logic it is … um … better for the economy … that we destroy all the world’s forests.

    • Ghostc1212@sopuli.xyz
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      1 year ago

      “Sir, we must burn down the world’s forests and destroy everyone’s economic assets.”

      “Are you sure that this is the way to go about solving inflation?”

      “Inflation?”