As if capitalism would give food away for free lmao

I hope he charged those kids full price. Give them some free candy, then next they’ll expect free healthcare and free college too.

The generic startup t-shirt really is

Capitalism is when I got VC money for an app that monetizes memes about how good Capitalism is.

If that’s capitalism where is the price tag?

Capitalism is when you can buy big chocolate if you have the money.

Socialism is when everyone gets little a chocolate as a treat.

I seize the candy factory

Eat until you’re full

It’s true, that’s why food insecurity is at zero in the US

Socialism is when a bunch of bad stuff happens everywhere constantly all the time for absolutely no fucking reason at all.

To make this really accurate, dude is going to sit there eating all of the capitalism chocolates while he berates the children for asking permission for taking their small piece of candy from the socialism bin

Also, is he supposed to be in costume as the world’s biggest douchebag tech-bro or is that just?..

is socialism why my American grocery store is now constantly missing half the shit I need to cook dinner

This except for every hundred trick-or-treaters you give one all of the candy.