make a plost letting the lizard of your brain out. no thoughts, pure reaction and typity typity

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true ture true tureu tue tyuee tyue
I tried but my brain just went straight to “I need dick dick dick dick penis penis”
I might be too horny.
im gunna hit you with the bat of dick
Radar Wuv
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its true ive seen inside
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All anime should be required by law to be yuri. A permit may be given for one (1) series to be yaoi per year, and under exceptional circumstances a permit for a straight series may be given no more than two (2) times per decade.
Bit idea: A gender bender anime that has represented so many previously unseen genders that nobody knows whether it needs a permit
Im needy today i want to cuddle someone
real and true

Youre always there for me and I love you

I like sunbathing on a warm rock.
granite is my favourite sunbathing rock
Salamence intimidate means that your post shouldn’t be able to hurt my feelings. Though I’m afraid that might be special attack and there’s no special intimidate so I’m cooked. Except maybe inceniroar because I don’t know about parting shit mechanics. But I don’t have inceniroar because I don’t really fuck with the two legged pokemon
They say you don’t get two shots at this but I’m different in special so sorry to the losers and haters who choose to limit themselves. I’m invincible and unstoppable. But not like the song. I’ma do my own thing and my own thing has some physicality to it so grab your intimidate mons because I know you haters are always countering my shit aka reality. I’m a tactical realist so I’m going smash your strat either way. I’m really a competitor like that like Kendrick Lamar. Aka Benz to me is a car.
Oh wdymp likes text I can’t believe they’re still yapping. But when did I adopt new words? I could have been a cool relic of time if I didn’t listen to all that brain rot. But I really grew up with Internet stuff so it’s like who could have seen this coming? Who do you think you are I am type shit. That’s right, I’m typing shit. I do be typing shit tho. Don’t read this. I could really put information in here because the wall of text acts as a cypher. I had chilli for dinner yesterday. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling 22. I lie as naturally as I breathe
Type shit
みたいな感じ
many people are saying this
shit fuck shit fear
Awwww puppies
welcome to the void

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I need a hug. So bad. I need to hug a bear, they’re just so hug shaped, but right now I’d settle for almost any hug. I saw two snakes snuggling the other day, wrapped around each other. I need a hug like that.
POV: You have a bear site, a 20 year old Preved Medved meme, and a dream (getting a hug)

Awwwww, that’s a cute hug. I want a kitty hug now. And I still want a bear hug. Mmm, wonder how hug shaped a hexagonal bear is. This whole site probably does need a hug, when you think about it. Can I hug the dope ass bear? That’d be a good hug, and kinda meta.
If you post without rhythm you won’t attract the mods
lisan al gaib will know this instinctively
this should be the weekly badposting megathread












