NOTICE TO VISA HOLDER: Last week, border patrol officers observed you leaving a supermarket without purchasing at least five pounds of Sabra hummus, in a vile expression of antisemitism. Furthermore, two days ago, border patrol officers observed you stealing trash from the street and tossing it into a dumpster. In addition to international terrorism, this constitutes working in the United States without authorization, a violation of your visa terms. You have forfeited your bond deposit and you will be transferred to the nearest concentration camp.
[four months after returning home]
To inquire about your deposit, press 9.
[presses 9]
To inquire about your deposit, press 9.
Welcome to the paywall country.
Fucking landlord-ass behavior
Good luck tourism industry!
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a pilot program for 5k, 10k, 15k bond for a fucking visa? what the fuck? even if we weren’t banned from entering the country no one could afford that bond lmao
Heheh, we can’t be racist because we’re not banning Africans from entering the country, we’re just requiring them to deposit about twice their annual income to get a visa!
