Please don’t ask why I need this.
It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.
It has to be something I can easily find.
EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:
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I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
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I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
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I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
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I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
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Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
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If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.
Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
my guess is they are either getting their butthole pierced or tattooed, but I know that OP won’t confirm. THat’s just my guess here. I really hope it’s not something more gross than that, but I can’t handle that.
do you need to stay in a tent for 5 days to get your butthole tattooed?
I dunno, maybe? I’ve never had my butthole tattooed, I’m just making guesses here.
That’s too long. Who’s your butthole tent piercing guy?
no, but sometimes you’ll go to all kinds of far away and hard-to-access destinations to get a particular tattoo 🤷♀️
this is the real answer hehe