What I tried to say for my first word was “truck”. Apparently I didn’t quite get it right and ended up pointing at a truck and saying “fuck!”

Apparently my mother loved going to Walmart when I was a child. So my first word was Walmart.

My kid’s first word was ‘weirdo’

I didn’t speak till I was 4, at which point my first sentence was “No, I want to walk” instead of being carried to the car.

Not me, but my brother’s first word was apparently “muffin.” He still loves muffins to this day, but then again, most people love muffins lol.

Mine was “Otto” - the name of our dog. Makes sense as I probably heard it more than anything else.