I also choose this guy’s wife
God that was perfect
Like all good things on reddit, it got beaten to death, but that OG use was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in that site.
Someone was experiencing paranoia and suspected his landlord of breaking and entering his house and writing stuff on his notepad and such. A reddit commenter asked him to check for carbon monoxide levels and it turns out his home had higher levels of co and could have turned fatal. I am always inspired by that and how a random person can save another person’s life by sharing his knowledge in time. That’s truly legendary.
The guy with the broken arms
Oh god, i had repressed that memory. Motherfucker
poopknife
Poop-knife
Dirty-talk attempt: “Yeah, you like that…? You fucking removed?”
Guy with two penises (apparently it was fake, but at the time it was my favourite thing)
the dude who decided to try heroin, documented it all, and descended into hell.
those posts still give me the creeps.
the camera one where he shows how he took the photo with no hands
Who is that spooky undead axe midget?
That’s Durotan’s crotch.
Spez’s AMA was legendary, in the sense that it was a complete disaster. I still can’t believe how self righteous and tone deaf it was. He doubled down on calling the Apollo dev a liar after the dude released the tapes!
I think I’m scarred for life from the Swamps of Dagobah. And I can’t look at coconuts anymore.
The guy who tells his girlfriend he can only nut if he imagines her as a giant cockroach and gets dumped, and then decides to create an imaginary cockroach lover who he “marries” and tells his co-workers about it because he accidentally referred to his “wife” in casual conversation. Whew.
Swamps of Dagobah
Jolly Rancher
Perfect 5/7
The guy who pretended he had never tried potatoes before, the first time he met his girlfriend’s parents. “Ooh Po tay toes, these look very interesting!”
The one from the guy who had an intruder in his house watching him do homework all evening. He only found out when his parents got home and they saw the notes the intruder had been writing on his bedroom door. I get so creeped out just thinking about it.
“Today you… tomorrow me”. Love that story and it’s searchable on other sites thankfully if you want a heartwarming story.
