I have an irrational hatred of mayonnaise and I know it’s crazy but I just HATE the stuff. There’s nothing about it that I like, I hate the smell, taste and how it looks.

I’ve always hated it ever since I was a child and the hate never went away.

I’ve only ever met one other person who hates mayonnaise as much as I do, everyone else tells me I’m crazy.

Honestly I would rather get stung by a mosquito than be forced to eat a teaspoon of mayonnaise.

Sorry for the rant :) .