with blackjack and hookers
To shreds, you say?
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
My go-to favourites are “Shut up baby, I know it” & “To shreds you say”.
My wife says “Shut up baby, I know it” regularly.
I’m 40% Futurama references
Oo oo
I’m having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly
If I don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn’t know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
