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It takes more distance to stop with an empty trailer? I would have thought the opposite. How come?
NM, saw your reply below. Thanks.
It takes more distance to stop with an empty trailer? I would have thought the opposite. How come?
NM, saw your reply below. Thanks.
“Big Dreams, Little Outcomes”
Or
“Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity” WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.
Depressed? Buy these meds! Or spend your money on these therapies, visit these Facebook pages/YouTube channels where we can show you more ads under the guise of providing advice.
Monkey? Buy this chic barrel! Visit your jungle homeland by booking through this travel site.
They want to know everything about you so they can sell you (and everyone who fits in the same bucket as you) very specific things that you’re more likely to buy.
"I found something better, but I’m not able to divulge what it is at this time. "
Or
“You! You’re the reason I’m quitting.”
“I won the lottery! No, you can’t have any.”
Or, Give each of them a different reason and watch them go crazy trying to figure it out.
What a great shot!
Nope. And I won’t ask you which one, cuz still nope.
The Cable Guy with Jim Carrey. I thought it was hilarious.
Actually, I think I’d prefer the god of gapes.
Nah, where I work (and where we all work, teally) we have legitimate confidential information about our customers… that the appropriate employees can access appropriately. That’s not an abnormal use case.
Definitely has something to hide, especially if he’s formatting his computer every time he has a “problem”. Not that data can’t be recovered after a format anyway.
Shoulda just used your teeth
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
Yes! This was a good one. I’ll definitely miss the more positive subs. A lot of subs were great for learning about what’s going on in our world, but sometimes they just made me angry at how shitty humans can be.
Same, but for habs. Will miss the game day and post game threads. Some of you are really funny fucks.
Wish I had the capacity to start and mod my own community, but I don’t, so I’ll have to wait until someone else starts one.
This one has gotten me through some some patches, especially for a couple of specific things. One has completely turned around, and I’m glad I waited it out. The other still creates some stress, but there are rewards along the way.
Edit: Edited some repetitive lyrics for brevity