Lenin is just waiting for a prince to kiss him so he wakes up from his magic sleep
If you say ‘Kautsky’ in his earshot you can watch his brows knit and his lip curl
As for the kiss, I’m afraid we’re short on princes


It’s more than a little suspicious that he’s been lying in state and hasn’t withered away.
Just let him sleep in, he hit the snooze button last decade, he needs his rest.
Just establish more useless provisional governments in Russia. That’ll surely get Lenin rolling in his grave long enough to wake up.
Imagine if Lenin roused briefly, yawned and then rolled over and became inert again
Lenin being a cute catboy confirmed

Sweaty, Lenin moved to a kolkhoz in the interior so he can have fun organizing against the kulaks as much as he wants.
There are weeks where Lenin writes decades of theory, and there are decades where Lenin slumbers
Lenin sleeps around the world
he’ll wake up when there’s more contradictions
Huh? I’m right here.
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