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borschtisgarboBanned from community to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Will Lenin wake up? I've been waiting for 100 years and he's still asleep and I'm starting to get worried

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Will Lenin wake up? I've been waiting for 100 years and he's still asleep and I'm starting to get worried

borschtisgarboBanned from community to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lenin is just waiting for a prince to kiss him so he wakes up from his magic sleep

    • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      If you say ‘Kautsky’ in his earshot you can watch his brows knit and his lip curl

      As for the kiss, I’m afraid we’re short on princes owned

    • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netM
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      boykisser

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    It’s more than a little suspicious that he’s been lying in state and hasn’t withered away.

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Just let him sleep in, he hit the snooze button last decade, he needs his rest.

  • ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net
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    Just establish more useless provisional governments in Russia. That’ll surely get Lenin rolling in his grave long enough to wake up.

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine if Lenin roused briefly, yawned and then rolled over and became inert again

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      Lenin being a cute catboy confirmed soviet-bashful

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Sweaty, Lenin moved to a kolkhoz in the interior so he can have fun organizing against the kulaks as much as he wants.

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    There are weeks where Lenin writes decades of theory, and there are decades where Lenin slumbers

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    Lenin sleeps around the world

  • iridaniotter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    he’ll wake up when there’s more contradictions

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    Huh? I’m right here.

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