Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 hours agoI'm impressed, I haven't even heard of this happening in Amerikkkan "healthcare"hexbear.netimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageI'm impressed, I haven't even heard of this happening in Amerikkkan "healthcare"hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·15 hours agoPut a card reader on all the exits. If patients can’t afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoAnd if they’re unable to work we can kill them and use their corpses as fertilizer!
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·12 hours agoThis is a hospital! Use their body parts as replacements for other patients. For a fee, of course.
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·14 hours agoFinally, a solution to the nursing shortage
Put a card reader on all the exits. If patients can’t afford to leave, put them to work in the kitchens or changing bed pans.
And if they’re unable to work we can kill them and use their corpses as fertilizer!
This is a hospital!
Use their body parts as replacements for other patients.
For a fee, of course.
Finally, a solution to the nursing shortage