we need to study this person’s brain

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    Look I don’t believe Communists have a weather machine nor do i believe one exists but I’m not going to stand here and pretend we wouldn’t hit Florida over and over if we did have the capability

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    A while ago, I watched a youtube video made by a lady who believed whole-heartedly in chemtrails. It was like her vlog or something. Anyway, she saw a plane gliding serenity across the sky with the “chemtrails” puffing behind it, so she went to her backyard and started spritzing this vinegar mixture she had in a spray bottle all over her yard. Apparently, to her, this busted the chemtrails purported effects.

    I do wonder what the kind of person who think hurricanes are controlled by communists think they can actually do about it. The rational thing, if we suppose they believe this, would be to surrender immediately because these commies apparently can throw a mathematically maximum power hurricane at your coast at least once a month. Or do they think they can shoot the hurricane or spray vinegar at it?

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    Their enemies are simultaneously so powerful that they can control the weather, yet also incredibly weak and lazy snowflakes.

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    “yeah you can just toss some shit in the clouds and create a storm big enough to destroy a small country. this is totally possible to do”

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      “We’ve decided the most effective way to use this is to hit our own country with it so that we have to spend billions of dollars in cleanup while getting blamed for not doing anything and we’ve also decided to keep losing wars to smaller nations and not use that tech just for funnies.”

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    This really is actually a pretty fantastic summary of why it’s pointless to try to use logic or reasoning on them. They have somehow immunized themselves from shame and hypocrisy.

    “How can you say A and B are both true when they’re directly contradictpry.”

    “Simple, B is true and everybody knows it” and in their mind that was a great response that shit the lib up

    Everybody should just watch the Jordan Klepper interview with the Trumper wearing a “Trump That removed” t-shirt complaining about how the left was vulgar and didn’t respect women.

    Kleper asked him about his shirt, the guy responded enthusiastically, excited to show of his shirt, and Klepper succinctly summarized the next 10 years of political discourse.

    “Holy shit you really don’t even see the irony, i fucking love it…”

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    You see we can effect the climate but it’s all a conspiracy by the communists to get people to vote for girlboss fascism.

    Sadly I can see exactly how they reconcile these things

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    G!merDadReviews

    Very high chance that this freeze-gamer grillman is a forum-ranking “High Admiral” (only $1000 pledge now!) or higher or some shit in Star Citizen, too.

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    I can’t keep up with the bullshit. Is this God’s punishment for gay people or is this a manmade weather seeding project? In either scenario you are absolutely fucked and should evacuate.

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    They got a bunch of cloud seeding planes to fly around in a circle really really fast and boom, hurricane.

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      Billion dollar ski resorts are losing their asses because of lack of snow but yea the technology to control weather totally exists but they only use it to periodically send a hurricane at Florida.

      Also creating a storm this large artificially would require an amount of energy several orders of magnitude larger than the combined capacity of pretty much every nation on earth combined.