“Jesus fucking Nazi ass Christ! Kamala! Stooooooooppp”
“Let me see what the other side is doing…Oh. A queeny man who loves broadway and operas is serenading his hoglets.”
This is the least fucking consequential election perhaps ever. At least since one of those mid 1800s “we both enjoy slavery and won’t change a thing!” elections. Actually feels like we’re in one of those eras similar to those decades before the US civil war where both sides essentially agree, or won’t agree to change anything anyway, but the other side takes a further right wing stance and just accuses their opponents of being pro-abolish.
“No, I love genocide more!”
“Uh, wrong, actually I love genocide the most. All the Jews say so!”
“Wow! That sounded insanely antisem- Uh, nevermind. All Jews of course support Israel! A nationstate which I love!”
I just hope we get another cane beating in the senate before I die or this whole thing implodes, whichever comes first. Please God give me a cane beating.
It fucking sucks that one of the only notable instances of Intra-congressional violence was an abolitionist getting beat up. Probably goes to show how fucking evil the country has been from teh get go.
If you can expect the hegemonic institutions of capital to ever get behind infighting, it’s infighting about how much harder they ought to hammer the boot on our throats.
Ave Maria folks, beautiful. No one could belt out the classics like old Maria, we love her don’t we? Ah but what did she say? What did she say, she hates me [crowd boos] oooh oooh Ave Maria is NOT a Trump fan. But that’s okay. Let’s see her vote for KA-MALA, KA-MALA lyin’ Mrs. Harris [crowd boos] the joker! Y’know she really is the joker, has the make up on and everything, CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME he was, Heath Ledger, rest in peace, best joker.
“Jesus fucking Nazi ass Christ! Kamala! Stooooooooppp”
“Let me see what the other side is doing…Oh. A queeny man who loves broadway and operas is serenading his hoglets.”
This is the least fucking consequential election perhaps ever. At least since one of those mid 1800s “we both enjoy slavery and won’t change a thing!” elections. Actually feels like we’re in one of those eras similar to those decades before the US civil war where both sides essentially agree, or won’t agree to change anything anyway, but the other side takes a further right wing stance and just accuses their opponents of being pro-abolish.
“No, I love genocide more!”
“Uh, wrong, actually I love genocide the most. All the Jews say so!”
“Wow! That sounded insanely antisem- Uh, nevermind. All Jews of course support Israel! A nationstate which I love!”
I just hope we get another cane beating in the senate before I die or this whole thing implodes, whichever comes first. Please God give me a cane beating.
It fucking sucks that one of the only notable instances of Intra-congressional violence was an abolitionist getting beat up. Probably goes to show how fucking evil the country has been from teh get go.
If you can expect the hegemonic institutions of capital to ever get behind infighting, it’s infighting about how much harder they ought to hammer the boot on our throats.
Ave Maria folks, beautiful. No one could belt out the classics like old Maria, we love her don’t we? Ah but what did she say? What did she say, she hates me [crowd boos] oooh oooh Ave Maria is NOT a Trump fan. But that’s okay. Let’s see her vote for KA-MALA, KA-MALA lyin’ Mrs. Harris [crowd boos] the joker! Y’know she really is the joker, has the make up on and everything, CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME he was, Heath Ledger, rest in peace, best joker.