Staggering.

Also, ffs pour a bucket of water over you’re head when you’re done in the bath.

That would rinse off their seasoning

You’re telling me that these vile bog creatures only discovered showering in the 80’s?

I mean, I do rinse after washing ,and my dad who taught me did and I know my aunt and cousins and sister do. But then I do remember telling one housemate off for not doing it. It was a stoner house though, so even doing the dishes was a bit of a miracle.

What is this, gammon bait?

You don’t need particularly difficult to find bait; just make fun of unseasoned beans on toast.