He’s too old for it to be a reference but like… That’s his actual name. Jan Six. I don’t know how to process this.
Dad, did you name my brother Jan Six after the storming of the capitol building on 2021?
No, it’s a pure coincidence and we had no idea something funny as fuck would happen on that day
Thanks, dad!
No problem, Fathers Day 2023!
It’s a boy - Jan is the Dutch form of John
Still somehow more bearable to me than parents that decide to name their daughters KHALEESI
Call me Jan Six because I just stormed the capitol and smeared shit on Nancy Pelosi’s desk.
That’s a Borg Drone
Too much personality for a drone, but he does have a black eye that looks a bit like a facial prosthetic
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Roll call in my final teaching years was grim with that in role call. For the kids’ sake I did my best not to react to their names.
I wonder what all those kids called Javelin will wind up doing
This is my son Lockheed
I remember Diesel was a name for poorer kids in my area
Diesel is like real german surname tho, like the guy who invented diesel was Rudolf Diesel
One of many made-up sounding things, like the inventor of Shrapnel was John Henry Shrapnel or the iPod was made by Tim Apple
Spokespeople for whatever neo-feudalist Hitlerian zombie state succeeds Ukraine.
i was in walmart a few months back and from the next aisle over, i heard this mom yell at her two sons- “CHEVY!!! MICHAEL KEATON!!! CUT THAT OUT!!!”
Plot twist it was just one son named Chevy Michael Keaton
Still remember when I worked as a concierge, helped a guy out named Oa Skywalker
Pretty sure he gave himself the name
But surprisingly nice either way
I wonder how that’ll determine him
I want to believe that kid is the sixth Jan. The only successful genetically modified child to live from the cloning vats.
Janet Sixth