In this post, I saw a lot of people coming to Bad Empanada’s defense, and felt like they may be uninformed about his actual positions of things, so I felt that this ought to be posted.
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Schrodinger’s bait
This is some V*ush
shit, dude needs to stop drinking the irony poison.“merely pretending” type shit
This is far from the first time he’s said contradictory shit. Idk if he’s irony poisoned or just changed his opinion based on what pisses people off the most.
orcs
technically he said ORcs, which may refer to Oregan (a State in the US), or Operating Room, or Onion Ring, you see it’s a coded message, he wants this Zelensky dude to meet him in Oregan for onion rings later.
We must support the ANDks of the free world in their democratic war against the authoritarian ORks.
counterpoint - who cares what this guy thinks
We need an anti streamer aktion emoji I can just post to save time whenever one of them has a bad take or turns out to be a pedophile (on a long enough timeline this is all of them)
“The arc of the streamer universe is long, but it bends toward sexual assault and the exploitation of minors”
— MLK
Disappointed this isn’t indexed as “nightmare-blunt-rotation”
Whether or not it’s extremely unclear jokes and layers of irony poison, the rhetoric is just pointless at this stage.
I was a big fan of BE in the past, but too much time on Twitter and adopting a ‘streamer’ personality has completely brainwormed him in recent years; It seems like he cares more about “winning” over other people on the internet instead of presenting any coherent thought. He’s made some great videos in the past, but not even his fans seem to know what side he’s taking on a given day anymore.
The further away the BadEmpanada posts are from his main channel, the worst his takes are
Idk why anybody is surprised it’s not like their name is GOOD empanada
BadEmpada is like Mao in that he has some good takes and bad takes. He is unlike Mao in that Mao wasn’t a youtube.
Personally I will say that I think we should go further and work towards a good empanada.
edit: Tone clarifier, I am doing a bit. If you actually believe I would believe this, then I am a teeny bit saddened. My actual opinions are much dumber.
BadEmpadanus is like Lysenko in that he has two good takes and the rest are all bad. He is unlike Lysenko in that Lysenko wasn’t a thinly-veiled fascist who intentionally decided to help further colonize Argentina.
Personally I will say that I think we should go further and work towards fewer empanadas as they are not a significant part of a healthy diet.
Let’s compromise and agree he is kinda like Kropotkin because they both have names that are kind of funny, and that you can have a good empanada once in a while, as a treat
BadEmpada is like Mao
He just wasn’t a youtube, but otherwise they’re identical.
Calling youtubers ‘a youtube’ is a pretty solid diss.
Reminds me of Ronald Jenkees in the early days addressing his audience with “hello youtubes”
I miss that guy. He’d just awkwardly start with a rushed “hello YouTubes” and then hit you with a track that sounds like distilled good vibes.
Retvrn
He likes Nixon
“wwwwHAT’S UP YOUTUBE!!! YOU KNOW WHO IT IS, IT’S YA BOI ZAZA_DONG COMING BACK AT YOU WITH ANOTHER VIDEO! EVERY TUESDAY THURSDAY AND SATURDAY, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS. AND DON’T FORGET TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND HIT SUBSCRIBE, TAKING THAT GREAT LEAP FORWARD TO GET ONE MAOLLION FOLLOWERS. ALRIGHT NOW THAT THE INTRO’S OVER LET’S GET IT!!! TODAY WE’RE PLAYING THE DICKSUCKING MOD IN MINECRAFT”
EVERY TUESDAY THURSDAY AND SATURDAY
revisionism. Mao would be doing daily vlogs alongside Mr. Beast style videos.
ZAZA_DONG
Maoillion
the daily vlogs go on his second channel, ZedongGrindset
Of course, I should’ve investigated before I spoke
BadEmpada is like Mao
Nooooo NOOOOO. I don’t even know who this dork is but NOOOOOOOOO
What do you mean? They both had good opinions and bad opinions, I am very serious and also objectively correct.
No! NO!
Not an argument. And since we are obviously having a very serious debate about a very serious topic, I would like for you to concede your position and admit that the only difference is that Mao wasn’t an influencer
This should be a bannable offense
I am very serious, the only difference really is that Mao isn’t a youtube. Time will tell wether BadEmpada, the modern day philosopher that he is, will have any actual influence on this world and we were right to care about him or if he was just another way to get my brain to give me sweet dopamine by arguing with people online.
Bad Empanada is waging a protracted streamers’ war.
Doing the mass line but for posting
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bad empanadagotta love pro-imperialism ultras
Bad Empanada has good videos, but the worst takes on Twitter sometimes. I had to block him for my sanity.
Ukraine is such a fascinating litmus test because the correct option is “neither” or “I hope the side backed by the U.S suffers total failure in their stated or professed objectives” and it’s not that hard a take to make, given the U.S is run by demonic ghouls.
No you see I’m pro Ukrainian people
And by that I mean shoving conscripted civilians into a meat grinder of a war thats been lost over a year ago so the US stock market can go up 3.5%.
I’m the morally correct one, you all are just evil RuZZia bots that want Putler to win so he can bring back muh Soviet empire
(Israeli flag in bio)
Had me on the first half.
(Israeli flag in bio)
A concerningly large portion of people with the kind of takes you’re parodying have both Ukrainian and Palestinian flags in their bio. Somehow they aren’t able (willing?) to see the contradiction there.
If they are pro ceasefire in Ukraine I don’t think there’s a contradiction it just makes them anti war.
Idk about the others though, maybe they are just uneducated on how bad the situation in Ukraine is? Gaza is front and center on social media and a lot of protests are happening. Ukraine is way more locked down in mainstream media as an underdog constantly about to beat Russia.
Nobody is pro ceasefire putting the flag in their bio, they want Ukraine to beat back the evil ruzzians
Having faith in streamers; this is the 18th type of liberalism.
if you ever wondered how “leftists” turn into rightwing neocons in their later lives, start here
at the end of the day, leftist youtubers are small business owners in the media industry, nothing beyond edutainment material will ever come from them
we shouldn’t look to any of them as figures of political leadership or guidance…
spoiler
…except, of course, his holiness st. bhagavan shree matt christman (SWT)
