This rules. My favorite jokes are ones that require you to be a very specific kind of nerd (of any kind, but not just in general) and also a super online communist, so this is just perfect.
RFK Jr. is John Uskglass confirmed.
Why does he not simply send his faerie servants to destroy his political rivals?
Isn’t Effective Altruism a cult run by the rokkos basilisk guy that thinks that the wealthiest people should acquire more and more wealth and have a shit ton of kids because that will produce (somehow) the greatest good for people living 1000 years from now?
How the hell is this loser getting discussed in the NYT? What is happening
Matthew 6:5-6
5 "And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward. 6 But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.
You’re indistinguishable from a Nazi my guy, I don’t think we have to leave it at anything
absolutely bonkers that that guy has a fan base after these details got publicized.
Getting “absolutely tbagged in real time” is when you slowly take more and more of your enemies land while they force retirees to charge into your artillery fire in “counteroffensives” that are completely unsuccessful in taking back that land, right?
What is it like being this delusional?
Why is it necessary to cancel all consular services for Ukrainian men if they’re so eager to fight? Are you sure the bloodlust and desire for battle you’re perceiving isn’t your own?
My wife thinks it’s weird when I use my toes to pick up light objects and bring them to my hand (dirty socks, loose sheets of paper, etc), wait til she gets a look at my new trick.
I feel extremely uncomfortable lying and I usually will just say “I’m not going to be able to make it in, I’m using a sick day” but I work for a big corporation that staffs a lot of people and builds an expected amount of daily staff shrinkage into the staffing plan so they don’t like, interrogate people, may not work for everyone.
The US government is not responsible for the behavior of the US government from 4 seconds ago, you maga vatnik woman trumpist
“Yeah but the CIA doesn’t do that kind of thing anymore” has accelerated to such high speed that the US government will soon not be responsible for things they did yesterday because the president loses continuity of consciousness when sleeping.
Does it also require the dismantling of every leftist party in the country you Nazi apologist dog?
The article they linked literally ends by saying the current administration rewarded half a billion dollars to the company responsible for the anti vax campaign to continue spreading fake news about anything and everything.
Jesus I skimmed it and missed this bit. How disingenuous do these libs have to be to say this is only on Trump since Biden “ended it” when years later his administration is still working hand in hand with the same antivax propaganda peddlers?
On the horn being literal because I want him gored in Pamplona.
Different ways, I usually say boo-jwah, bur-jwah is also one I’ve heard though.
My family relies on a complex system of aunts and uncles and grandparents watching their nephews and nieces and grandkids and having different off days to avoid interacting with the daycare industry and if we didn’t I honestly think all of us with kids would be destitute. I genuinely can’t imagine paying 1k+ a month for childcare, I don’t know where the money would come from.