Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days agoSo if you had a prehensile penis what would you use it for?NSFWmessage-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareSo if you had a prehensile penis what would you use it for?NSFWDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheLepidopterists [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·13 days agoMy wife thinks it’s weird when I use my toes to pick up light objects and bring them to my hand (dirty socks, loose sheets of paper, etc), wait til she gets a look at my new trick.
My wife thinks it’s weird when I use my toes to pick up light objects and bring them to my hand (dirty socks, loose sheets of paper, etc), wait til she gets a look at my new trick.