• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    So anyway, I wanted to be based and red-pilled so I joined a semen retention cult led by this dude who studied under Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate, so far the vibes have been good and I can feel my third eye already awakening on day 5 and I have no urge to bang thotties NOOOOO

    jesse-wtf

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 months ago

      So anyway, I wanted to be based and red-pilled so I joined a semen retention cult led by this dude who studied under Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate, so far the vibes have been good and I can feel my third eye already awakening on day 5 and I have no urge to bang thotties

      The last tweet every chud makes before going “oh you think republicans are weird? Have you seen this picture of a woman existing??”

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    2 months ago

    damn, all is takes is one day of not jerking off to get cancer?