A new issue has recently been raised to our attention. Brutal freedom suppressor, genocidal maniac, and child eater Xae Jon Pung has now begun to unleash his country’s devastating environmental situation on the world. If left unchecked, experts warn, the world could become something like the desert planet Arrakis from the famous nineteenth century Jules Verne science fiction novel “Star Wars: The Next Generation”.

“We cannot let China destroy our planet like this,” says China expert Krak Pott. “Unlike the US and other European countries, China does not care about the environment. While west cleans up the world and reduces its carbon footprint, those nasty ching chongs just burn coal for all their fuel.”

Unlike civilized countries, those filthy commies in China live in caves and burn coal to survive, like cavemen. And while the generous west has attempted to enlighten that horrible country, the backwards Chinese have resisted all forms of civilization.

“It’s a shame, really,” says Professor Pott. “They’d make great labor sources, if only they’d let us exploit them.”

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