And I can’t believe YOU left him in the car under the blazing sun, I’m telling you he cannot thermoregulate like you and I

He IS hot and I’m tired of pretending he’s not

Of course, he crushes cars at the Staditorium every Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

yeah, everyone knows mothman is where it’s at

He doesn’t even have an exoskeleton, hasn’t pupated even once, cannot alter epidermal coloration to blend in with environment, can’t squeeze through a 4"x4" hole, is he even trying?

You know what they say about a guy with no thumbs, a bod covered in thick, matted hair, and large feet

Well anyone would be hot covered in that much fur in the summertime.

I think everyone’s hot and that includes bigfoot