SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agoStores like CVS are now making employees paid $7.25 an hour wear police body cams to stop someone from stealing a $2 tube of toothpaste.message-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareStores like CVS are now making employees paid $7.25 an hour wear police body cams to stop someone from stealing a $2 tube of toothpaste.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square44fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSUPAVILLAINlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-221 days agoThat’s when you start keeping a roll of electrical tape in the car and covering your lens when you’re on the job. “Want me to do this shit? Pay me more; you don’t pay me to be a rent-a-cop.” …Then keep taping the shit over anyway
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·21 days ago Me on my shift at Target
minus-squareTunnelvision [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 days agoWhat’s crazy is I don’t know of any police department in the US that gives guys bullpups, so this guy specifically bought this as his duty rifle lmfao
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minus-squareD61 [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·21 days agoGive yourself some plausible deniability, just a bit of oil on the lens and some dust/powdered makeup/etc should be enough. “Oh, no! I didn’t know that I wiped baby oil and bellybutton lint on the camera lens. I’m sorry!”
minus-squareSUPAVILLAINlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·21 days agoOooh, based; that’s some Sabotage Manual-level shit
minus-squareD61 [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·18 days agoIts like dropping belly button lint into a urine sample cup during a drug test. Will it contaminate the sample and make the results invalid? I don’t know but it couldn’t hurt.
That’s when you start keeping a roll of electrical tape in the car and covering your lens when you’re on the job. “Want me to do this shit? Pay me more; you don’t pay me to be a rent-a-cop.”
…Then keep taping the shit over anyway
Me on my shift at Target
SUP
What’s crazy is I don’t know of any police department in the US that gives guys bullpups, so this guy specifically bought this as his duty rifle lmfao
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Give yourself some plausible deniability, just a bit of oil on the lens and some dust/powdered makeup/etc should be enough.
“Oh, no! I didn’t know that I wiped baby oil and bellybutton lint on the camera lens. I’m sorry!”
Oooh, based; that’s some Sabotage Manual-level shit
Its like dropping belly button lint into a urine sample cup during a drug test.
Will it contaminate the sample and make the results invalid? I don’t know but it couldn’t hurt.