Masculinity is measured via width

The ideal man doesnt exi-

Hides the naval, and goes down beyond the knee, mashallah brother is hiding the awrah

This is the “real men” Seinfeld was talking about.

he’s just neat

Say whatever you want about the rest of the Disney Star Wars films but ‘you are both cursed to be uncontrollably pulled into video calls with your evil nemesis at unpredictable moments’ is a both hilarious and banger concept and people should just lift it entirely for their own use.

This is what I meant when I say I studied a broad

W I D E

Hey, this is basically me atm

wiiide guys

This is just a worse Dalton Castle